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ZaffireWolf

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My Bio
Current Residence: Deviantalogicalasticalopolous
Favourite genre of music: You can't generalize things, man!
Favourite photographer: Why can't I be annoyed or boredly disappointed in Current Mood?
Favourite style of art: Anything but those fake Photoshopped images which aren't funny at all.
Operating System: BEEP I AM ROBOT, I RUN ON COMMODORE 64
MP3 player of choice: Isn't WinAmp the ONLY MP3 player?
Shell of choice: Pasta shell.
Wallpaper of choice: I don't use wallpaper.
Skin of choice: Actual human flesh.
Favourite cartoon character: Anything that doesn't look hideous or show its ass or is made with cheap paper-cutout effects.
Personal Quote: [silence]

Favourite Visual Artist
Jimmy "No Legs" on the sidewalk does some neat caricatures just outside my home.
Favourite Movies
Lesbian Vampire Leather Boot Space War Strapon in 3D
Favourite Writers
Lord Alfred Tennyson gets me so hot in the trousers when he talks about rainstorms and surreal dada.
Favourite Games
Touch the udder.
Favourite Gaming Platform
I'd like to answer but the employees at Best Buy will hunt me down w/ generic American PC shooters.
Tools of the Trade
Sprocket wrench and seal oil.
Other Interests
Collecting lint from various vending machine slots.
Please disregard all of this garbage dating back ten years or more. Thank you.
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Everyone thought it was Nook, but I was right all along!  IT WAS CRAZY REDD! Actual Crazy Redd password: Redd: "Healthy souls" Password: "can be bought" It was Crazy Redd with the ties to the unholy underworld thus acquisitioning a healthy cash flow from seemingly nowhere!  That's why Nook's unable to drive him out of town!  Nook was one of the Bookhouse Boys all along.  You see, I suspected Crazy Redd, because the black market is an illegal goods market run by the private sector.  The "illegal" part was what tipped me off!
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I regret that I must inform you of the death of this account's creator.  In his will, he asked that we do not reveal his name or other specific information.  He died yesterday on a hunting expedition with someone known as a "Mr. Cheney". Please mourn the loss of this account's creator briefly, and continue on.  
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Thanks for the watch!
Thanks a lot for the fav!
hello! :w00t:

i noticed that you like =twin-peaks !

i just wanna say to you that there is a comunity about =twin-peaks!

join in! :nod:
:D

:coffeecup: & :pie:
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY.
You are you


welcom e!
thanks for what u taught me about dodge an burn it really helped with my featured deaviation thanks ^^